literature

All About That Cake (All About That Bass Parody)

Deviation Actions

xjedixwandererx's avatar
Published:
141 Views

Literature Text

Because you know
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake, no pickle
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake, no pickle
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake, no pickle
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake

Yeah it's pretty clear that I'm not into you
and I won't fake it, fake it
like some might want me to
think I feel gloom gloom that they can replace
but I have no drive and a big smile on my face yeah

I see that magazine workin those sex tips
they say I'm not for real
that we're all wanting this
If you've got cards cards, pull em out your sleeve
can't fix what's not broken no matter what some believe

Yeah my therapist told me don't me don't worry about your drive
they say "there's no trauma or block going on in your mind"
the scientists say this occurs naturally from time to time
so if sex is what you want, then get out of the waiting line

Because you know
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake, no peaches
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake, no peaches
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake, no peaches
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake
Hey!

I'm bringing friendship back
aero or romantic there's space for that
Sayin next to romance that it isn't rad,
that's what they tell ya
but your friends outlast your partners and there's more to life than that

Yeah we don't need sexual people telling us what they thinks right
if anyone says we're gay or repressed we pay them no mind
ignorance isn't bliss it's plain unattractive so goodbye
and as I flip them off they'll get a view of my hematite

Because you know I'm
All about that cake
'Bout that cake, no pickle
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake, no peaches
Cause I'm completely ace
I'm so ace, no frackin
I'm all about that brain
'Bout that brain

Because you know I'm
All about that cake
'Bout that cake, no pickle
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake, no peaches
Cause I'm completely ace
I'm so ace, no frackin
I'm all about that brain
'Bout that brain

Because you know I'm
All about that cake
'Bout that cake, no pickle
I'm all about that cake
'Bout that cake, no peaches
Cause I'm completely ace
I'm so ace, no frackin
I'm all about that brain
'Bout that brain
'Bout that cake, 'bout that cake
Hey, hey, ooh
You know you like this brain
                       
                           -Alex
This idea popped in my head one day when I realized cake would replace bass nicely. I got serious about making it today.


Edit:
"cards up your sleeves": refers to the term ace being used for asexuals.
"aero" aromantic: refers to those who don't experience romantic attraction
"get a view of my hematite": some aces choose to wear a black ring on their right middle finger, often made of hematite, to make it easier to find other aces in public. 
© 2014 - 2024 xjedixwandererx
Comments0
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In